You know who is the biggest anti-cashless advocates? Ultra Conservative religious weirdos.

My thing is sci-fi and fantasy, so my suggestion is this: look up a series that looks interesting. Then go to the library and check out the very first one of the series. If you read it, and you like it, that’s how you know what to buy.

Yeah if it’s a little one maybe, but if a crab can one-claw a knife then it can one-claw a fork. He’s not a little crablet anymore, Charlene.

That is such an underrated movie.

Alternatively:

• Spork
• The little one with two prongs
• No the other little one with two prongs
• The one with 3 prongs
• The wibbledy one
• The one that looks like a staple puller
• The bbq fork/turkey carving one
• The normal fork
• The normal but 3 prongs fork
• The other normal fork
• The smaller normal but 3 prongs fork
• The tiny stabby one
• That weird little one where the tips hate each other

It doesn’t matter, play video games.

This is the weirdest star map I’ve ever seen.

What to do: never go to the middle east without an armored battalion backing you up.

Don’t forget the irrational anger, most common in males. Thank gawd for therapy.

It’s the saddest because it’s the safest.

I’ve seen how badly deer can wreck cars, I’d hate the see what a bear does. Probably better than moose, those things are too cars what a can opener is to a Campbell’s soup.

Also a good indicator of why must plants use chlorophyll, which primarily reflect green light in our planet’s biosphere.

Answer: “Seriously? I can’t even speak their languages to ask. I treated a bunch of burned, filthy, bleeding people while hoping I didn’t get shot! I didn’t stop to ask for fucking ID.”

Meanwhile, me: black, black, black, black. I only own one pair of “nice” (read: class divide) shoes and one suit - specifically for weddings and funerals.

I think they forgot “escarpment.” Then again it doesn’t get used a lot. Also scree slope, bluff, ravine, and a host of other smaller things are missing. And I suspect even if they got all of those things, they’d forget “crick” which is a creek that dries up in summer.

I think I just heard Russia abruptly getting rock-fucking-hard.

Who has time to worry about Canada legalizing weed when the US (where I’m from) is balancing on an ever thinner knife’s while lunatics in/running for government positions are actively trying to pull us down into actual Hell. I just hope the chaos doesn’t spill over into y’all’s country. Canada has been a good neighbor and I’ve got friends and family up there.

The bears will be sad.