I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.

Sounds like that sits in your pocket waiting to be used for opportunistic situations. You used the term “cognitive” inappropriately and applied the whole thing out of context anyway. Not to mention “cognitive potential” obviously makes no scientific sense, despite what you may have learned from BuzzFeed articles and Facebook IQ quizzes.

If you’re going to attempt a cognition insult, avoid being ironic with it.

Damn, life must be hard with such low cognition.

Or…

Damn, life must be hard with limited cognitive functions.

There. Now you sound just that little bit smarterer. Next step is to look up what “cognition” and “cognitive functions” are so you know the difference and which one to use when. Now you can pull that zinger out of your pocket at advantageous times for true big brain bang bang.

You should go to a police station, an ambulance dispatch, and a fire station, and ask them why civic services operate the way they do around this stuff.

What a fucking moron. They’re cops. They get to be as close to their vehicle as possible while on-duty in case shit goes down. They’re also humans, so they get to fucking eat and have breaks while on-duty.

It would’ve been bitter-sweet if a radio shout “Shots fired” at some address a few blocks away, dropping their food and racing away. Like, yeah, that’s obviously why they chose a coffee shop with a loading zone out front, idiot.