I have a friend I help with her start up and occasionally she starts that shit with me. I have zero patience for boss speak and my labor is free so I just tell her off.
Just because in your head you RP as a boss doesn’t mean I’m going to do a meeting instead of an email, and a little friendly, humble speech goes a long way vs. whatever the fuck these rude ass emails are.
Either or, I don’t think most people care.
Now, you wanna make a splash… "Yo dawg, So I heard you’re hiring. Hit me up.
Goes over super well with HR. (But seriously you probably can get away with this with so many unimportant emails lol)